World’s Worst Smelling Man Gets Show: The Skunk Whisperer

Animal Planet is everyone’s favorite channel to watch animals make sweet, sweet goin’-at-it. But are we willing to take an occasional 30 minute break to put our underwear on and watch a skunk spray some redneck in the face? Animal Planet thinks yes!

Introducing that redneck and his face, Ned Bruha, who just landed his own show, The Skunk Whisperer. Look, Ned. You seem like a nice guy, and what you do with skunks in private is your own business. But do you think Cesar Milan got to be pack leader by letting anybody with a cowboy hat and a smelly johnson waltz in here and take over the animal whispering business? Nope, he got to the top the way Washington and Lincoln did. By pinching the shit out of everyone until they laid down and licked themselves!

Source: News on 6